New Lodging Available

All expenses paid

The surprise of your life is coming your way. Oh, to be whisked away to an all-inclusive luxury resort, the … (extended drum roll)

SnareBnB at the exclusive MAL-A-Lago Resort in south central Florida

One moment you’re partying with friends in your neighborhood, but then Shazam!, you’re deep in the Everglades at the swankiest, fabulousest hangout haven EVER. End of story! There, a masked, rather leathery geezer, wearing a red baseball cap, sorts you and others in your batch coterie into one of several exquisite cabanas:

• Auschwitz Arbor

• Dachau Landing

• Treblinka Palms

• Buchenwald Forest

to name but a very few.

Enjoy your stay. Steeply priced, found-nowhere-else, somewhat tacky merchandise always available to purchase (crypto-currency only). ICE Capades every night. Guests who pre-purchased the $5M SnareBnB gold card receive upgraded Presidential-suite cottages near the lake. Recent patrons have penned numerous, laudatory, anonymous, unverifiable reviews. Well compensated influencers rave. Some even have become guests.

Request SnareBnB at MAL-A-LAGO for your next surprise getaway!